Disturbing Photo

If this is real, then I don't need to explain what you are seeing.

I jinxed it.

Look what happens, I start taking advantage of my ample free time on here and what do I go do? I get a job interview. I just sicken myself.
It might be better this way, who knows. Or I might just get shot down like all the rest of the times. At least it's not like I even have a fan base I would be abandoning.

Adult Swim puts program online

Anyone needing their Friday night fix of Aqua Teen or Robot Chicken, will get to view the episodes on the adultswim.com website starting September 16th.

Ok, so the real guy from Digg who wrote this may be a little dumb thinking [adult swim] is on Fridays. But at least he's trying and the news he brings us is very note worthy.

read more | digg story

Unscrewed may be dead, but Martin Sargent is not.

I woke up to the metallic squaking of Old Mr. Blue Jay again. What a grumpy bird! Anticipating this, I had plugged in my George Foreman Grill on the patio before retiring last night, sprinkling it liberally with sunflower seeds. So you can imagine the smile on my face when that cranky old bird woke me up this morning. I just lay in bed waiting, trying to hold in the laughter. Sure enough, in no time Old Mr. Blue Jay decided to have his breakfast and alighted on the grill, hoping to enjoy a delicious seed. That’s when I pulled the string, closing the hot grill on his pretty blue feathers. Oh the funny sounds he made as he cooked, the fat draining from his body just like George Foreman advertises (I wish I could box and invent grills as good as George Foreman)! My whole yard smelled like a Pollo Loco. That made me hungry so it was off to Arby’s. So far, the morning was perfect!

Martin Sargent is still alive and kicking. Catch his ramblings at
http://www.sargeworld.com/

This brings an end to our broadcast day.

Well, my fiance will be coming home soon. So this means I don't get to play any more. It's a good thing to because I have posted more than any man should in one day. Thats right, you all heard me.
Hey, I also found out something kinda sucky, Bob Denver died last week at the age of 70. Have a look at http://www.bobdenver.com/

Good night,
Reverend Josh

Now I am getting a little discouraged.

So now I wonder if I am actually getting compliments or if I am getting spammed. The few who dare to comment on my crap say nice things, but when I try to return the favor I get redirected to pr0n and casino's. I gather the Texas Hold'em comment from a previous entry prompted the latter.
I need someone to yell at me. Even if it's not real I am itching for a duel. At the very least someone needs to tell me I am going to hell. Just like the good old days.

Reverend Josh (Sacrifusion)

Update: I see now that I will have to bring down the hammer. You cutesie anonymous folk don't get to comment any more. No one likes spam, not even you spammers.

P.S. I look forward to getting spammed by the "jesus loves you crowd" I am sure that is exactly what the bible has instructed them to do.

If I keep this up I will have nothing more to blog.

I am well on my way to depleting anything interesting I have to offer. But here it is, my first Atheistic home: About.com This site has alot more to offer beyond all the yummy heathenism. No matter what you want to know there is something at About.com for you. They even host email classes for free. I am taking a Buddhism class through them. Good stuff. Go ahead and sign up for a news letter or two. Best way to keep up to date on all things ungodly.

http://atheism.about.com/

If it is Real, believe in it!

So goes the slogan of one of the greatest free thought religions I have ever seen. It is very deep and entertaining. There is a slick peudo mytholgy (not unlike real religions) based around it. It is really worth a look. Right now I am trying to become a Monk of the Order of the Root. It's all a bit geeky but very lovable!

Check it out:
http://www.churchofreality.org/wisdom/

"If you buy it, hot lezbians will have sex in your backyard"
-Family Guy

Holy Balls of Metal Batman!

Ok, so I jsut about crapped my self when I saw I was getting comments! I graciously appreciate the kind words but you are warned that this blog will suck more oftent han not. But I will continue to do waht I can. feel free to email me if you like, I really don't have a whole lot going on so anything to make the day go buy faster is (pocket) aces in my book.

Reverend Josh (Sacrifusion)

Extra props needed

A real good Atheism site. Lots of good thoughts and the birthplace of the Ktrina quote.
http://goosetheantithesis.blogspot.com/

A Quote about Katrina

An atheist will categorize this as a natural disaster, but Christians are categorizing this as an act of God. ...The churches that have been devastated in this disaster will need to be rebuilt by their preachers and their congregation. These churches have insurance, and they will or course be making insurance claims to get money to finance rebuilding efforts.

Now comes the irony. Many of the insurance policies held by these churches contain clauses excluding “Acts of God.” Finally, realize that if the Christian God really does exist, then this too is God’s will.

Quote From:
http://atheism.about.com/b/a/199481.htm
http://goosetheantithesis.blogspot.com/2005/09/irony-of-katrina-churches-and.html

The English Atheist

Here is a jewel of a site I found the other day. The majority of the content is about 4 or 5 years old but none the less the information found there defies the corrosion of time. The site is hosted by a fine old chap by the name of Martin J. Burn. A very insightful fellow who hase a much finer grip on Atheism than I do. Be sure to visit the shirne to Hurbert, the one true dancing beaver deity. There are also pages and pages of stuff that will make you laugh, and even more importantly make you think (a new concept to quite a few people out there).
http://www.english-atheist.co.uk/

I also suck at AdSense

I can not figure out how to get Google's nifty money making machine to post on my site. I ahve followed the directions to the best I know and still nothing. Not like there is much use in using AdSense since I am the only one who views my blog.

P.S. If any of you know how to get it to work comment or email me please.

Ok so I really suck at this blogging thing!

I am averaging a blog a month. And I still have no real direction to speak of. My main focus would probably be based apon all the bitching I do (in my head or otherwise). I should come right out and tell ya I am an Atheist. Most of you will be like "So?", and the rest will be like "Screw You!". But I ahve been wanting to make a repository of all the Atheist bitching and any general bitching in between. I have found alot of resources on Atheism and I wanted to make a hub for all that heathenistic goodness. (while researching if heathenistic was actually a word (which it isn't but you get the meaning) I found the word henotheism which means believing in one god while agreeing other gods are possible too, see ya learn something every day)
Well in any case I gather this blog will continue to have only one avid viewer (me) and I will continue to suck at blogging. But it's not like sucking has ever stopped me at doing anything.

Reverend Josh (Sacrifusion)